God, I can’t do this.
‘Hi, Jessica, we met…’
‘Hi Jess, remember me? From …’
I’m the completely spineless one
‘Jess, isn’t it? From the ..?’
It’s me, Mr Friggin’ Arrogant.
Pharque! Man up, lad, how hard can it be?.
‘Thought I’d say hello …’
More like thought I’d send me a condolence card.
Oh god, she smiled at me!
What do I do?
No, she’s talking to … oh, him.
Well. I’m done. Finito. Time to move on.
Hang on, she’s coming over.
Someone, help! Say something, idiot! Anything!
“Jess, hi, great to see you!”